✦ Venture capital's worst nightmare
BAD IDEAS.
BEAUTIFULLY FUNDED.
One click. One unhinged startup. Infinite regret.
PRESS SPACE TO DISRUPT AN INDUSTRY
PRE-SEED ✦ PRE-REVENUE ✦ PRE-COMMON-SENSE ✦
YOUR NEXT UNICORN
NapkinAI
Enterprise-grade doodles. Finally.
94%VC BAIT
THE PITCH
An AI-powered napkin that turns your lunch scribbles into investor-ready pitch decks before the check arrives.
TARGET MARKET
Founders who say “stealth mode” at brunch
HOW IT MAKES MONEY
$49/mo + 2% of imaginary valuation
⚡ RIDICULOUS TWIST
The napkin becomes legally entitled to a board seat.